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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, March 20, 2010

365 #79

Date: 2010/03/20 11:24
Model: Canon EOS D40
ISO: 500
Exposure time: 1/60 sec
Aperture: 5.6
Exposure Bias: 0.00 EV
Focal Length: 64.0 mm
Metering Mode: center weight
Flash Used: no
Exposure: program
White Balance: flash

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I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
~ Carrie from Sex and the City ~

Saturday, February 20, 2010

365 #51

Date: 2010/02/20 12:35
Model: Canon EOS D40
ISO: 400
Exposure time: 1/160 sec
Aperture: 5,6
Exposure Bias: 0.33 EV
Focal Length: 20.0 mm
Metering Mode: center weight

Flash Used: no
Exposure: program
White Balance: flash

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“Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry.”
Johnny Carson, Happiness is a Dry Martini

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

365 #41

Date: 2010/02/10 10:49
Model: Canon EOS D40
ISO: 400
Exposure time: 1/125 sec
Aperture: 5,6
Exposure Bias: 0.00 EV
Focal Length: 56.0 mm
Metering Mode: center weight

Flash Used: no
Exposure: aperture priority
White Balance: flash

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If a doctor treats your cold, it will go away in fourteen days.
If you leave it alone, it will go away in two weeks.
~ Gloria Silverstein ~

Sunday, February 7, 2010

365 #38

Date: 2010/02/7 01:21
Model: Canon EOS D40
ISO: 400
Exposure time: 1/60 sec
Aperture: 5,6
Exposure Bias: - 0.00 EV
Focal Length: 80.0 mm
Metering Mode: center weight

Flash Used: no
Exposure: program
White Balance: manual

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" God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger."
~ Fernand Mery ~

Thursday, February 4, 2010

365 #35

Date: 2010/02/4 13:01
Model: Canon EOS D40
ISO: 800
Exposure time: 1/60 sec
Aperture: 5,6
Exposure Bias: - 0.33 EV
Focal Length: 85.0 mm
Metering Mode: center weight

Flash Used: no
Exposure: aperture priority
White Balance: flash

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If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
~ Cynthia Nelms ~

Saturday, January 16, 2010

365 #16

Date: 2010/01/15 19:11
Model: Canon EOS D40
ISO: 800
Exposure: 1/60 sec
Aperture: 8.0
Focal Length: 70.0 mm
Flash Used: No
White Balance: Custom

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“Time will show as the Lobster said
when they assured him he would become red if he fell into the boiler.”

~ Edward Lear ~ English artist, writer (1812-1888)

Monday, January 4, 2010

365 #4

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This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it.
Out popped a genie and he gave him three wishes.
The guy wished for a million dollars, and POOF! … there was a million dollars.
Then he wished for a convertible, and POOF! … there was a convertible.
And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women.
POOF!
He turned into a box of chocolates.

~ Anonymous ~